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Post by falafaclese on May 26, 2009 18:48:46 GMT
I did, because I was looking to see if one of them was for court 2 where Venus and Serena are playing doubles right now. Only one of them worked, but don't go by me, my internet today can only be described as sporadic.
Blake has a big butt, so I think he has to go for the bigger shorts to accommodate his caboose, which in turn make his legs look skinnier. I don't hate him like most people here, so I'm disappointed he's not doing well.
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Post by admin on May 26, 2009 18:50:35 GMT
Ahah Blake is a break down in the 3rd now. Sorry Fala  |
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Post by apocalipstick on May 26, 2009 18:53:32 GMT
I want to have British country weekend house parties and invite Fabrice. Perhaps someone can get murdered with a rook rifle and Fabrice can solve the crime with his whacky Frenchness. I'm not British, I don't have a country house and I've never had a weekend party. Or a rook rifle.
Blake's butt is enormous. If they tailor the legs of the shorts, it might emphasize the watermelons attached to his backside.
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Post by tikigirl on May 26, 2009 18:53:32 GMT
I have to say, I don't mind Blake's butt.
Man, Santoro/Rochus is some damned fun tennis.
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Post by francienolan on May 26, 2009 18:55:28 GMT
James Blake body looks awful in his tennis duds but perfectly nice in other clothing...
The Ani/Cornet commentator is alone and snarky!
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Post by tikigirl on May 26, 2009 18:57:12 GMT
Fabrice, baby, take the set.
What's going on with the Williams sisters doubles? Anyone watching?
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I want to steal a sailboat with Fabrice in Papeete and sail through the blue kool-aid colored waters to the dangerous but breathtaking Tuamotu archipelago, where we will live on coconuts and imported French wine.
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Post by admin on May 26, 2009 18:58:49 GMT
I think Blake playing in tight, TIGHT pants might make me more likely to him, for sure.
Did anyone else see Serena's mother during the match earlier? She's rocking these big black glasses and it's not a good look. It makes her look like.. well, like Jay Z. Most unfortunate.
Fab! *squeaks*
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Post by apocalipstick on May 26, 2009 18:58:56 GMT
Is it snarky older Brit guy? I liked him.
Blake does have a body for suits and jackets, although I don't like him in ties. A nice pair of jeans and a shirt open at the neck works for him.
I think Roddick's hair issues are really distracting me from the once positive aspects of his physical appearance. The weightloss has not helped.
Fab took the 3rd set. YAY.
ETA: I want to hire Fabrice as my fashion guru/house boy. He can insult me snarkily while being fiercely loyal.
Blake in tight pants on court? I dunno. He has that weird walk. Yeah...I know, scoliosis. Seriously though, it's a bad walk. He could never do runway.
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Post by falafaclese on May 26, 2009 19:00:37 GMT
I have to say, I don't mind Blake's butt. I don't mind Blake's butt either, in fact, quite the contrary, but it is big. Santoro really seems to have turned things around in the third. I suspect they'll be stopping the match for darkness any minute now. The Williamses took the first set easily, but something's happened and they're on the way to getting bageled in the second. I'd like to know what's going on too. I can't find a feed for that court. |
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Post by admin on May 26, 2009 19:03:05 GMT
Oh FFS, Fabrice. We suffer through that set with you and go and hand the break away straight in the first game of the next set. Aghhhhhhhhh.
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Post by tikigirl on May 26, 2009 19:03:16 GMT
Continuing to snark on clothes -- I actually like Serena's dress, but it needs to be about two sizes bigger. It might not be right for her figure at all (I know I wouldn't put pleats anywhere near my own hips). I do like the big crazy hair too, being a fellow crazy-haired person.
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Post by curlywhirly on May 26, 2009 19:07:04 GMT
I see that James has lost his Nike contract. I wish he'd grow his hair back because he looks ridiculous with that silly headband on his bald head. Penis head indeed. Poor James has lost a lot of his hair. The bald look is one of necessity. I remember seeing an old pic of him with an unfortunate receding hairline, so his days of long dreadlocks are unfortunately over. |
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Post by apocalipstick on May 26, 2009 19:07:10 GMT
I am loving 'rena's hair too! And I love Vee's white top/print bottom dress. I think it fits her well.
Fabrice needs to bring it. Or they need to call the match for darkness and let his tired old bones rest up. He and I can lounge by the pool drinking fruity drinks with little umbrellas and talk philosophy and the merits of various obscure cheeses.
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Post by tikigirl on May 26, 2009 19:14:57 GMT
Ha ha, apocalipstick. I don't know if I can top "obscure cheeses."
Fabrice will dive to the bottom of lagoons in the Tuamotu, retrieving rare pink pearls, which we will use to decorate our champagne glasses as we sit and drink beneath the full moon.
Okay, I swear I'll stop. But I'm collecting all this ridiculousness and putting it into one big entry on the Haiku thread.
What, tennis? They're now showing the WS doubles. Venus does look cute, except there is no way I will ever find visors acceptable.
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Post by francienolan on May 26, 2009 19:20:01 GMT
Yes the Ani/Cornet announcer is a Brit
And the match is break-tastic
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