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Post by tikigirl on Apr 27, 2008 20:17:10 GMT
Okay, you really need to know the definition of "polterwang" for this one to make sense... All hail Djokovic: Retiring, he is king Of the polterloss. |
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Post by wrongami on Apr 27, 2008 22:38:07 GMT
Awesome, tikigirl - entertaining and educational! When I woke up this morning, I could have never suspected that today would be the day I learned what a "polterwang" is!
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Post by tikigirl on Apr 28, 2008 7:13:59 GMT
I was thrilled to learn about polterwang...not that I want to sport one or anything, but it was nice to have a somewhat classier term than what my sister used to call it: "penis pants." God, how did I bring this thread down to such a level? I'd blame the wine, but it's really not the wine's fault. Unless by "wine," I mean "gin and tonic."
(Sorry, I was at another party tonight. But no drunken tiki-haiku [tiku?] -- maybe later.)
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Post by wrongami on Apr 28, 2008 13:36:41 GMT
You think YOU'RE bring the thread down a level, tikigirl?! Well I'll see your "polterwang" and lower you one, as I've just read about a Wang of decidedly different variety! I wonder if Andy Murray has ever ordered from that place? And a special prize goes to anyone who can write a haiku about Andy Murray and a knife-wielding Wang. (There - try to lower THAT discourse!)  |
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Post by oopssorry on Apr 29, 2008 3:34:47 GMT
Ha HA! That was funny, wrong -- and so Scottish!?
I'll have to pass on the challenge of the moment, though: but I'm hoping that LT's haiku genes kick in soon and we get one on Roddick -- (wasn't it?).
Bring the TIKU whenever, girl: I need to expand my vocabulary!!
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Post by tikigirl on May 14, 2008 21:12:35 GMT
Henin: a backhand
That screamed like a fighter jet,
now sadly grounded.
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Post by oopssorry on May 16, 2008 23:33:13 GMT
Low-lying lightning,
from French-ish ferocity -
Just gently Justine
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Post by tikigirl on May 17, 2008 0:00:17 GMT
Oooh, that's beautiful, oops, especially the alliteration!
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Post by oopssorry on May 17, 2008 3:18:28 GMT
I was coming back to say that I really liked yours, tiki -- I used all my brain cells trying to come up with mine and forgot to tell you how much I liked yours -- awesome.
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Post by wrongami on May 23, 2008 1:25:14 GMT
Both of those Justine haikus are just beautiful. Mine? Will be decidedly less so. And it requires the background contained in a recent Gasquet interview, from which I snippet and irresponsibly extract the following:
"Funniest Players Encountered: "Monfils is funny. Michael Llodra. Oh, he's the funniest guy on the Tour, of course. He's mad. He can do everything. In Key Biscayne he was nude in the locker [smiles]. But I prefer a game with a ball."
Combined with our "niggling" discussion from the other thread, yields:
Llodra in locker
Nude with a niggle wiggle
Will Reeshard succumb?
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Post by tikigirl on May 23, 2008 2:14:06 GMT
I love wrongami!
Roger, satisfy
the wiggle in my niggle:
win Roland Garros.
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Post by admin on May 23, 2008 9:29:26 GMT
Hee, these are awesome.  |
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Post by oopssorry on May 25, 2008 20:23:07 GMT
Life TTC-less Should be calmly productive But sucks the big one |
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Post by apocalipstick on May 26, 2008 16:41:37 GMT
Richard unlucky?
Or simply a basket case
A cyst on his brain.
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Post by falafaclese on May 26, 2008 17:39:28 GMT
Ooh-la-la the dirt.
Creeps onto your clothes, your skin,
and into your head
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